Some biking/relationship humor

So Suz was out of town for a week and I used her bike while she was gone (because my bike pedal broke). I didn't tell her I was using it of course. I'm a bit taller than her so I raised up her bike seat. When she came home she asked me, 'did you use my bike?' and I said, 'Oh, did I forget to put the seat down?'. Get it? I guess you could consider it 'toilet humor'. One other really quick one - Suzanne's napkin static clinged to her last night at a restaurant and we almost walked out with it on her skirt. She said, 'Oh, I must be attractive'. Get it? Okay, that's enough for now.